Wait!.. im not done yet! We could put the unique in an external text file one line each and read a random line.

menu nicklist {
  .slaaaap
  ..$iif($$1,Proooo Slap! $1,Pick a Nick):{
    .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $1 then pulls out a9,1 $read(walk.txt) and massacres them with it...
    .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 7,1 $read(car.txt) and shoots $1 in the head and walks away.
    .timer 1 5 say 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
  }
}
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