different weapons, and shorter

what's updated.. it looks same :P

UPDATED :D

Jethro_
Nice screeny! I believe that was like the "hacker's" last post b4 they went !virtual/irl. Btw, I believe it's spelled "1337". Anyway, I enjoyed that episode alot simply because I stopped watching numb3rs about half way into season one and saw that episode on a fluke without knowing it was gonna feature irc. Until I heard 'irc' and went PERK I was like half watching it while multitasking because when you only have 'rabbit ear tv' picking a station to watch is like voting for a new president, as in, least of two evils or choose 'A' simply because you hate 'B'.

Since you've mentioned it, gooshie, I found that episode on youtube and watched it partially.
Here is one screen grab from that show:Looks like they exchange the messages in "l33t"

jaytea
I'm gonna apply at that show 'numb3rs' since they did an episode about irc before only I guess I'm gonna have to learn 1337 $p34|< as that's how they say everyone on irc chats. I'm thinking of scripting up a translator for that. Sorta useless really because we all know we speak in classic klingon on irc.

job writing mSL?? where?? :D

napa182
I'm studying some new advanced code writing techniques now and my next version should be a vast improvement on my previous post.

yup napa182 gonna need you for sockets to fetch the weapons list from Black Ops 3 'attack of the vatican assasines' starring charlie sheen. (I hear its gonna have a hidden F18 in it that you can do straffing runs in your underwear before your first cup of coffee)

yeah let me know if you find a place... ;P

I can think of at least half dozen more ways including:
1) ini file
2) regex
3) hash tables
4) goto
5) etc
6) ......
7) whatever..

What I really need to know now is where do I apply for the $100,000/yr job writing msl?

roflmao

Wait!.. im not done yet! We could put the unique in an external text file one line each and read a random line.

menu nicklist {
  .slaaaap
  ..$iif($$1,Proooo Slap! $1,Pick a Nick):{
    .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $1 then pulls out a9,1 $read(walk.txt) and massacres them with it...
    .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 7,1 $read(car.txt) and shoots $1 in the head and walks away.
    .timer 1 5 say 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
  }
}
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Then of course we have typo's gettok version. Note use of 7dot as separator to avoid conflicts with comma or other keyboard accessible characters.

menu nicklist {
  .$iif($$1,Prooo Slap! $1,Pick a Nick):{ 
    .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $1 then pulls out a 09,01 $gettok(12 inch Butterfly knifeBowie knifewooden stickmetal poleFleshlightglove with a brick inside it2 ton Acme weight,$rand(1,7),7)  and massacres them with it...
    .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 07,01 $gettok(RPD Bling pro(Heartbeat sensor + FMJ)M16 with n00b tubeSPAS with red dot sightDesert Eagle,$rand(1,4),7)  and shoots $1 in the head and walks away.
    .timer 1 5 say 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
  }
}

Next up we have Dean's version using replace with a few fixes. This is slightly smaller even with the $$1 switch and missing 3rd msg added back in.

menu nicklist {
  .slaap
  ..$iif($$1,Proo Slap! $1,Pick a Nick): { 
    .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $1 then pulls out a 9,1 $replace($r(1,7), 1, 12 inch Butterfly knife, 2,Bowie knife, 3,wooden stick, 4,metal pole, 5, Fleshlight, 6, glove with a brick inside it, 7,ton Acme weight) and massacres them with it...
    .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 7,1 $replace($r(1,4), 1,RPD Bling pro(Heartbeat sensor + FMJ), 2,M16 with n00b tube, 3,SPAS with red dot sight, 4,Desert Eagle) and shoots $1 in the head and walks away.
    .timer 1 5 say 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
  }
}

This is in the style of the original using conditionals except the unigue parts are assigned to local variables. This method is easy to read and edit/add in more choices. Note inline if and $$1 and also reuse of %r.

menu nicklist {
  .slap
  ..$iif($$1,Pro Slap! $1,Pick a Nick):{
    var %r $r(1,7),%walk,%car
    if (%r = 1) %walk = 12 inch Butterfly knife         
    if (%r = 2) %walk = Bowie knife
    if (%r = 3) %walk = wooden stick
    if (%r = 4) %walk = metal pole
    if (%r = 5) %walk = Fleshlight
    if (%r = 6) %walk =  glove with a brick inside it
    if (%r = 7) %walk = ton Acme weight
    %r $r(1,4)
    if (%r = 1) %car = RPD Bling pro(Heartbeat sensor + FMJ)
    if (%r = 2) %car = M16 with n00b tube
    if (%r = 3) %car = SPAS with red dot sight
    if (%r = 4) %car = Desert Eagle
    .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $1 then pulls out a9,1 %walk and massacres them with it...
    .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 7,1 %car and shoots $1 in the head and walks away.
    .timer 1 5 say 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
  }
}
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Update is coming soon

nvm got it working ;D

sunslayer, I'm typically inclined toward peace and well-being of this community, but Dean can sometimes be an upsetting, insulting character. You should've known better 'cause you've been there, seen that. Then again, it's really no benefit to pay much attention to him when there are better things to do really. Yes, I can relate to your feelings.

I'm not telling you to be more like me, I'm just saying that Dean made no attempt to criticize the author or you and personally I'm getting tired of all the ranting comments recently.

sunslayer, perhaps I should be more like you, minding my own business and stepping out of people's affairs. I'm not trying to be sarcastic but it's the way to go. "STFU" is the key.

He didn't ask for an edit, did he? how many times have people done that? your just picking out little things to start fighting over...

Here is another way to go about this but using tokens. As far as an alternative goes, I think this is much easier to understand and actually learn something from than the other alternative example above. No offense meant to Dean.

menu nicklist {
  .Pro Slap!:{ 
    var %proslapran $rand(1,7), %proslap2ran $rand(1,4), %proslap 12 inch Butterfly knife,Bowie knife,wooden stick,metal pole,Fleshlight,glove with a brick inside it,2 ton Acme weight, %proslap2 RPD Bling pro(Heartbeat sensor + FMJ),M16 with n00b tube,SPAS with red dot sight,Desert Eagle
    .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $$1 then pulls out a 09,01 $+ $gettok(%proslap,%proslapran,44) $+  and massacres them with it...
    .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 07,01 $+ $gettok(%proslap2,%proslap2ran,44) $+  and shoots $$1 in the head and walks away.
    .timer 1 5 msg $chan 9,1another bitch.. 11,1PWNED!!!
  }
}

p.s. I got rid of the sub menu for pro slap, there was only one slap in it so its fine as a main menu command I thought.

i know him, and he will not think this

I didn't forbid you to show your ways of going about people's snippets. You're more than welcome to do that. Except for your word choice of "edit," that is unaccounted for and may give phil24 a notion that his posted snippet is substandard or unacceptable.

By the way, you're not gonna cease to insult me by misspelling my name on purpose, are you? You start the commotion yourself and yet you rant of people giving you hard time. The world doesn't revolve around you.

He didn't ask for an edit, did he?

this is a community, a free comunity where ppl can show ideas, and new ways to do it, by the way, everytime someone post an script, why do u edit it? or show to them ''how it could be'', i didnt see no one asking u this...
next time i post a script here, i will post, Jetrho_ i dont want ur comments or edit on it

Good work, Phil24. I don't think you need the !$2 to begin with.

Dean, please don't call that an edit but your approach to going about phil's snippet. He didn't ask for an edit, did he?

my edit for this

menu nicklist {
  .slap
  ..Pro Slap!: { 
    var %proslap $rand(1,7), %y = .timer 1 1 me walks up to15,1 $$1 then pulls out a 9,1, %x and massacres them with it..., %proslap2 $rand(1,4), %z = .timer 1 3 me goes to his car and takes out a 7,1, %t and shoots $$1 in the head and walks away. 
    %y $replace(%proslap, 1, 12 inch Butterfly knife, 2,Bowie knife, 3,wooden stick, 4,metal pole, 5, Fleshlight, 6, glove with a brick inside it, 7,ton Acme weight) %x
    %z $replace(%proslap2, 1,RPD Bling pro(Heartbeat sensor + FMJ), 2,M16 with n00b tube, 3,SPAS with red dot sight, 4,Desert Eagle) %t
  }
}

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