It's a nice little artwork, but adding timers to it safeguards the client that runs the code against flooding:

alias laptop {
  .timer 1 1 msg $!active 1,1___ 0,1________________1,1____
  .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1,1___0,1| ______________ |1,1___
  .timer 1 3 msg $chan 1,1___0,1||NOT A WINDOWS.||1,1___
  .timer 1 4 msg $chan 1,1___0,1||VISTA LAPTOP..||1,1___
  .timer 1 5 msg $chan 1,1___0,1||.____________.||1,1___
  .timer 1 6 msg $chan 1,1___0,1|________________|1,1___
  .timer 1 7 msg $chan 1,1__0,1/1,1__0,1::::::::::::1,1___0,1\1,1___
  .timer 1 8 msg $chan 1,1_0,1/1,1__0,1:::::::::::::::1,1__0,1\1,1__
  .timer 1 9 msg $chan 0,1/_______/__\__________\1,1_
  .timer 1 10 msg $chan 0,1`---------------------'1,1_
}