PuNkTuReD commented on a Page, funny bot script - May 21, 2008

nice work man
try this

on *:text:*:#: { 
  if (hey isin $$1-) { describe $chan hey $nick you can type hey do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (hi isin $$1-) { describe $chan hi $nick you can type hi do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (whats up isin $$1-) { describe $chan hello $nick you can type whats and/or up? do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (hello isin $$1-) { describe $chan hello $nick you can type hello do you want a fucking coookie? !yes or !no }
  if (!yes == $$1) { describe $chan TO FUCKING BAD!! }
  if (!no == $$1) { describe $chan i wans\'t going to give you a fucking cookie anyway }
  if (!maybe == $$1) { describe $chan that wasn\'t a fucking answer }
  if (!gay == $$1) { describe $chan !!! $nick would like to tell you that they r a fucking homo!! and you need to cover your assholes }
}

there is no need for multiple on text\'s
you can use if statements to check whether the word is in the sentence

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