funny bot script

By pwnisher3 on May 21, 2008

here is my first script i made it to piss people off on frostwire that join my room and siad hey hi hello and whats up? and it also has a !gay script in it that i made tell me what you think

on *:text:hey*:#:{ describe $chan hey $nick you can type hey do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no
}
on *:text:hi*:#:{ describe $chan hi $nick you can type hi do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no
}
on *:text:whats up?*:#:{ describe $chan hello $nick you can type whats and/or up? do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no
}

on *:text:hello*:#:{ describe $chan hello $nick you can type hello do you want a fucking coookie? !yes or !no
}

on *:text:!yes*:#:{ describe $chan TO FUCKING BAD!!
}

on *:text:!no*:#:{ describe $chan i wans't going to give you a fucking cookie anyway 
}
on *:text:!maybe*:#:{ describe $chan that wasn't a fucking answer
}
on *:text:!gay*:#:{ describe $chan !!! $nick would like to tell you that they r a fucking homo!! and you need to cover your assholes

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CrazyShady   -  Sep 23, 2011

Lmfao. Nice script.

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jonesy44   -  May 22, 2008

LoL @ Napa\'s re-write :p

Poor gay people :-(

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 22, 2008

and yes criminal but i just left it the way he had it

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 22, 2008

well it probably is thats why im asking what it does exactly i was under the impression that i needed that IF i had any color in my text but thinking about it i think you guys mean IF the incoming msg has color in it so i was just trying to find out coz i havent used it before

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napa182   -  May 21, 2008

or you can also do this as well

on *:text:*:#:{
  var %b = hi|hello|whatsup?, %c = 1, %d = $strip($1-)
  while ($gettok(%b,%c,124)) { 
    if ($istok(%d,$gettok(%b,%c,124),32)) {
      describe $chan $gettok(%b,%c,124) $nick you can type $gettok(%b,%c,124) do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no
    } 
    inc %c
  }
}

then add on from there

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criminal   -  May 21, 2008

@ PunkTuRed, wouldn\'t it be better to change the:

if (hey isin $strip($1-)
to
if (*hey* isin $strip($1-)

& pwnisher, i tried to post a comment but it failed every time :\ Thanks for deleting that one <3

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

thats how u start pwnisher3

on *:text:*:#:{ 
  if (hey isin $strip($1-)) $$ (%wait = wait) { describe $chan Please wait 10 seconds }
  if (hey isin $strip($1-)) $$ (%wait = null) { describe $chan hey $nick you can type hey do you want a !@#$ cookie? !yes or !no | set -u10 %wait wait }
}

and do u guys mean stripping color from incoming msgs ?

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pwnisher3   -  May 21, 2008

idk how to make flood protection this is just a very simple script that i made out of curiosity and all i did to make it was copy a line out of another script and modified it lol

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

do u mean here or in mirc coz it just deleted the little l\'s in the code

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

so your saying this wont work ?

on *:text:*hi*:#: {
  msg $chan 7hi4 $nick
}
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EL   -  May 21, 2008

Lol sure man./help control codes.If you have colors or underline or bold ETC(control codes) the script will not trigger unless there removed.Try it add some color to your text with out striping it it wont trigger for you.`-.-´

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SnoooP   -  May 21, 2008

wow my typin is bad lol... \"EL Is Just Trying To Be Clever\"

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

:))

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SnoooP   -  May 21, 2008

EL is just trna be clever :P

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

arent you even going to explain what your on about ?

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EL   -  May 21, 2008

<3 it:P

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

El - punktad script your codes man even if u dont use control codes others do.`-.-´

im not sure what u mean ?

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SnoooP   -  May 21, 2008

lol Nem ur a n00b :P

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EL   -  May 21, 2008

Rofl i taughthim every thing he knows ROFL@ punktard posting about the same shít also punktad script your codes man even if u dont use control codes others do.`-.-´

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SnoooP   -  May 21, 2008

EL = Napa in the making... rofl

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EL   -  May 21, 2008

I won\'t pull a full Napa182 and recode the whole thing all |33+ an such but for one u don\'t need all those On TEXT events one will do fine an stack them like so:

on *:text:*:#:{ 
  if (hey isin $strip($1-)) { describe $chan hey $nick you can type hey do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (hi isin $strip($1-)) { describe $chan hi $nick you can type hi do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (whats up? isin $strip($1-)) { describe $chan hello $nick you can type whats and/or up? do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (hello isin $strip($1-)) { describe $chan hello $nick you can type hello do you want a fucking coookie? !yes or !no }
  if ($strip($1-) == !yes)  { describe $chan TO FUCKING BAD!! }
  if ($strip($1-) == !no)  { describe $chan i wans\'t going to give you a fucking cookie anyway }
  if ($strip($1-) == !maybe) { describe $chan that wasn\'t a fucking answer }
  if ($strip($1-) == !gay)  { describe $chan !!! $nick would like to tell you that they r a fucking homo!! and you need to cover your assholes }
}

Should add some flood protection as well but tbh it cba atm so.`-.-´

PS: Your missing a closing bracket make sure you hit the little bracket checker on the right top side of your editor and add or remove accordingly.Not to bad tho.`-.-´

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PuNkTuReD   -  May 21, 2008

nice work man try this

on *:text:*:#: { 
  if (hey isin $$1-) { describe $chan hey $nick you can type hey do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (hi isin $$1-) { describe $chan hi $nick you can type hi do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (whats up isin $$1-) { describe $chan hello $nick you can type whats and/or up? do you want a fucking cookie? !yes or !no }
  if (hello isin $$1-) { describe $chan hello $nick you can type hello do you want a fucking coookie? !yes or !no }
  if (!yes == $$1) { describe $chan TO FUCKING BAD!! }
  if (!no == $$1) { describe $chan i wans\'t going to give you a fucking cookie anyway }
  if (!maybe == $$1) { describe $chan that wasn\'t a fucking answer }
  if (!gay == $$1) { describe $chan !!! $nick would like to tell you that they r a fucking homo!! and you need to cover your assholes }
}

there is no need for multiple on text\'s you can use if statements to check whether the word is in the sentence

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SnoooP   -  May 21, 2008

ROFL! lmao hahaha

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