Thanks Jethro everything has been fixed so it doesn't cut off

Just adding to napa's comment about text lines being too long and getting cut off, you may use the line break identifier to separate them into a small chunk of sentence. Enter the command > /help $& to find out.

Updated and I think I may have started another vampire debate while I'm at it.

Thanks nappa

lol @ the Twightlight vamps
well they do say
Twilight, taking the "n" out of "vampire fangs" since 2007

also on ur first text event the !Vamp dictionary one the line is too long
and mirc auto deletes it
then the last text event is like this

on *:text:!def White Swan:#:{ msg $chan  White  Swan : Someone who cannot tolerate the Vampire lifestyle and proves antagonistic to the Scene. In general, White Swans are still a part of the Gothic or fetish scene, which often brings them into contact with the vampire community despite their disgust of vampirism. }
vampire community despite their disgust of vampirism. }

you seem to have the last part twice

vampire community despite their disgust of vampirism. }

should be

on *:text:!def White Swan:#:{ msg $chan  White  Swan : Someone who cannot tolerate the Vampire lifestyle and proves antagonistic to the Scene. In general, White Swans are still a part of the Gothic or fetish scene, which often brings them into contact with the vampire community despite their disgust of vampirism. }

But I would still go with a socket for a snippet like this.
sockets are not hard at all to learn. You will end up getting the hang of them if you keep up learning msl.

LOL at 'bloody confusing' (was that a vamp reference?)

How many of yall have watched TrueBlood?
They talk about 'coming out of the coffin' and the
opening of every episode has that lighted sign that
reads: 'God hates fangs' LOL

Twightlight vamps are sorta wimpy because they just
twinkle in the sunlight, everyone knows that real
vamps burst into flames.

I really don't understand sockets, it's bloody confusing, plus it was just easier hand typing things, it takes a while, but i know what it will do and stuff

um here is a rough mock up of one...

on $*:text:/!vamp\s(.+)/iS:#: {
  if (!%f) {
    inc -u4 %f 
    if ($regml(1) = dictionary) { $vampdic }
    else {
      if ($sock(vamp)) sockclose vamp
      sockopen vamp pastebin.com 80 
      sockmark vamp $replace($regml(1),$chr(32),+) .msg # 
    }
  }
}
alias -l vampdic { 
  .msg # Here is a List of the most common vampire terms: Adra, Ardetha, Auto-vampirism, Awakening, Beacon, The Black Veil, The Becoming, Black Swan, Blood bond, Blood Fetishist, Blood Junkie, Blood lust, Bloodletting, Bloodplay, Chi, Childe,$&
    Clinical vampirism Coming out of the , Coven, Dayside, Donor, Dhampyri, Elder, Embrace, Energy, Energy Vampire, Excommunication, Feeding, Fledgling, Gaja, Golden Circle,  Haemtodipsia, Haemtomania, Haematophilla, Haven, House,
  .msg # Hemeralopia, Kitra, Klavasi, Human, The Hunger, Hunter, Latent vampire, Leech, Lilitu, Mortal, Mundane, Nightside, of the Blood, Porphyria, Poser, Psychic energy, Psychic Attack,  Real Vampire,  Sanguinarian, Sanguine, Seeker,$&
    Sexual Vampirism, Slayer, Source, Incubus, Succubus, Thirst, Twilight, Vampire, Vampire bait, Vamping out, Vampiric Community, Vampire lifestyler, Wannbe, and White Swan. To see the defintions type !vamp then the word you want defined. 
}
on *:sockopen:vamp: {
  sockwrite -n vamp GET /re94yJiA HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -n vamp Host: $+($sock(vamp).addr,$str($crlf,2))
}
on *:sockread:vamp: {
  var %vamp | sockread %vamp
  if ($regex(%vamp,/<div class=.+>(\x5B $replace($gettok($sock(vamp).mark,1,32),+,$chr(32)) \x5D.+?)<\/div>/i)) { 
    $gettok($sock(vamp).mark,2-,32) $replace($remove($regml(1),&nbsp;),&quot;,")
    sockclose vamp
  }
}

output

<~napa182> !vamp Porphyria
<&Sick0> [ Porphyria ] An acute medical condition which has been postulated by some scholars to have inspired the vampire myths of the past. Sufferers of porphyria have pale, flaky skin and are very sensitive to sunlight. They are also severely anemic, and some sufferers of porphyria have been known to drink blood in an attempt to relieve the cravings brought about by anemia.

<~napa182> !vamp psychic vampire
<&Sick0> [ Psychic vampire ] Someone who feeds from psychic energy, drains life-energy rather than blood from others. Technically speaking in some views, psychic vampire is a vampire who is psychic while a psi-vampire is a vampire who feeds on energy, preferably emotional energy.

and with that comment i hit 2,000 o.0

that would be easier, but i couldn't find a website with all the definitions i wanted

Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Now that's classic. :p It was one of the long-running tv shows that last for 5 years. lol

Let's see if napa's got time to socket-ize your script. :p There are websites out there that gives you the complete list of terms used in vampirism. By using a socket, you directly pull the info from a website of your choice, rather than having all the answers jotted within the script.

I'd have to agree gooshie

hmmm.. vampires.. i remember the good old days when you only had to be a serial killer to have women fall in love with you now you have to be a serial killer AND drink human blood...

..does anyone else feel that buffy the vampire slayer's relationship with a known vampire hampers her vampire slayer duties...
..after seeing almost everyone of buffy's friends try to kill her at one time or another i'm beginning to think maybe her problem isnt vampires afterall.. it may be her choice in friends..