one thing though, the alias will show the wrong number of words, I only did it for the reply version which will count the trigger as a word eg:

!howlong legen wait for it dary legen wait for it dary is 5 words, 22 letters long and 18 letters without spaces. /howlong legen wait for it dary legen wait for it dary is 4 words, 22 letters long and 18 letters without spaces. the info is still the same, just the alias removes the trigger word from the calculation. change the alias line from $calc($0 - 1) to $0 There are always more things you can do, like count vowels, or count individual letters, find any grammaticals(,.:;!"), or numbers but then thats always the way with scripting, more to do, more to learn, more efficiency to find (or as it's called here napa-fy).