Cave_Johnson, use my chacha search socket script at:

http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/7688/

You have to understand that mIRC is not "humanly intellectual," so it's harder than you think to store preset questions and use a couple of simple text event to do the matching. It's also inefficient to store bunch of questions and answers in an INI file when you can use a socket to return the results you're after.

Below is the output from my chacha script:> !chacha what is a tree?

A tree is a perennial woody plant. It is most often defined as a woody plant that has many secondary branches supported clear of the ground on a single main stem or trunk with clear apical dominance.The answer is much more in-depth as you can see. If you like it, please bump up its rating, as some haters lowered it out of spite.