Only one /describe command is needed to randomize the %randmsg

alias slap {
  var %randmsg = slaps $1 around a bit with a large trout.:slaps $1 with a fish.:slaps $1 with a pair of sunglasses.:bitch slaps $1 $+ .:slaps $1 with a birthday cake.
  describe $chan $gettok(%randmsg,$rand(1,$numtok(%randmsg,58)),58)
}