Actually I probably don't have enough 0s and I don't think I messaged the chan enough times.
alias sepeen {
var %epeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(system,3) / 100000))
.timersepeen 0 2 msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0000000000000000 inches long!
}
alias mepeen {
var %mepeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(mirc,3) / 100000))
.timermepeen 0 2 msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 00000000000000000 inches long!
}
Hm. Still not quite satisfied. :(