epeen

By KronicDreamer on Oct 06, 2008

Just bordem lmao!

dont lie! you know you like it!

;;; E-peen by KronicDreamer .... bordem!
alias sepeen {
  var %epeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(system,3) / 100000))
  echo My system Epeen is %epeen inches long!
}

alias mepeen {
  var %mepeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(mirc,3) / 100000))
  echo My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen inches long!
}

;; /sepeen for system epeen!
;; /mepeen for mirc epeen!

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KronicDreamer - Oct 09, 2008

yea... a truthful one! lol not like you kiddies out there that lie all the time...

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Blitzjager - Oct 08, 2008

:P
But it's an epeen :O

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KronicDreamer - Oct 08, 2008

i made it close enough to slightly be relevent to real life...

you would havta have a couple weeks++ uptime to overdo it...

adding 0's makes you as important as the fake nerds that brag about theirs in reallife, but have NOTHING to back it up w/ :P

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napa182 - Oct 08, 2008

the number is based off ur systems uptime or ur mIRC's uptime. the longer ur uptime the more inches. so by adding them extra 0's you defeat the purpose of this code.

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Blitzjager - Oct 08, 2008

Eh, if you have a number that long without adding the zeros then I'll agree with you.

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napa182 - Oct 07, 2008

Blitzjager you seem to have missed the point of this code by adding them extra 0's at the end of it.

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Blitzjager - Oct 07, 2008

Actually I probably don't have enough 0s and I don't think I messaged the chan enough times.

alias sepeen {
  var %epeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(system,3) / 100000))
  .timersepeen 0 2 msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0000000000000000 inches long!
}

alias mepeen {
  var %mepeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(mirc,3) / 100000))
  .timermepeen 0 2 msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 00000000000000000 inches long!
}

Hm. Still not quite satisfied. :(

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Blitzjager - Oct 07, 2008

alias sepeen {
  var %epeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(system,3) / 100000))
  msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0 inches long!
}

alias mepeen {
  var %mepeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(mirc,3) / 100000))
  msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 0 inches long!
}

I think this works a bit better. :3

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KronicDreamer - Oct 07, 2008

yep.... he is just jealous of my 1 minutes script here...

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EL - Oct 06, 2008

Hell napalm doesnt even know wat a alias is he /rippz ;p

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KronicDreamer - Oct 06, 2008

i didnt even know you had an alias... liar! :P

DIE JOSH!

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napalm` - Oct 06, 2008

Rip of my /epenis alias.

DIE BRANDON!

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