alias sepeen {
  var %epeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(system,3) / 100000))
  msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My system Epeen is %epeen $+ 0 inches long!
}

alias mepeen {
  var %mepeen = $ceil($calc($uptime(mirc,3) / 100000))
  msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 0 inches long!
  msg # My mIRC Epeen is %mepeen $+ 0 inches long!
}

I think this works a bit better. :3