Extremely inefficient code and pretty much useless, could have used 1 on text and instead of:
elseif ($2 == $nick) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
elseif ($2 == $null) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
could have been
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
Pretty funny though 3/10.