By Pha0us on Apr 09, 2008I was looking for this for a friends channel and couldn't find it so ended up making it myself.
This is my first script and is very simple most of it coped from a bar script.
Instructions: load into remotes
please leave feed back i want to get better :)
ON *:JOIN:#: /notice $nick Welcome $nick to 12#enter chan name14 4Commands14 9!joint !pipe !bong !dealer14
on *:TEXT:!cough*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan cough's her black lungs out. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan laugh's as $nick chokes on the weed. }
else { /describe $chan and $nick laugh as $2- chokes on the weed. }
}
on *:TEXT:!joint*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan Rolls A tightly packed joint and smokes it all to herself. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan Rolls A tightly packed joint and passes it to $nick . }
else { /describe $chan Rolls a tightly packed joint from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!blunt*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan Rolls A Fuckin Huge pollen filled blunt and smokes it all to herself. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan Rolls A Fuckin Huge pollen filled blunt and passes it to $nick . }
else { /describe $chan Rolls a Huge pollen filled blunt from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!pipe*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan sits back and tokes away on a smoothe pipe. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
else { /describe $chan prepairs the glass pipe from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!bong*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan Hits a massive bong and blows smoke in $nick 's face. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan prepairs the biggest bong in the world and passes it to $nick . }
else { /describe $chan prepairs the biggest bong in the world from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!spliff*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan Rolls A Fuckin Huge spliff and smokes it all to herself. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan Rolls A Fuckin Huge spliff and passes it to $nick . }
else { /describe $chan Rolls a Huge spliff from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!line*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan Makes a foot long line and hides it from everyone. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan makes a foot long line of pure columbian for $nick . }
else { /describe $chan makes a foot long line of pure columbian from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!hookah*:#:{
if ($2 == $me) { /describe $chan sits back toking away on her hookah pipe. }
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan sets up a hookah pipe with fine egyptian coal and passes it to $nick . }
else { /describe $chan sets up a hookah pipe with fine egyptian coal from $nick 's private stash and passes it to $2- . }
}
on *:TEXT:!dealer*:#:{
{ /msg $nick hello $nick what can i get you today
/msg $nick commands !joint, !spliff, !blunt, !bong, !line, !hookah, !cough
/msg $nick type (!command nick) to pass the drug of choice to that nick
Extremely inefficient code and pretty much useless, could have used 1 on text and instead of:
elseif ($2 == $nick) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
elseif ($2 == $null) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
could have been
elseif (($2 == $nick) || (!$2)) { /describe $chan prepairs a glass pipe and passes it to $nick . }
Pretty funny though 3/10.
