lol funny ping responses. Um instead of seting a global var and all those elseif\'s you can do this as well..

ctcp *:ping:*:{
  var %pingrand Does that mean you like me?,Tee Hee! That Tickles!,WOW! That Ping was COLD!,Watch where you aim those Pings! O_O,Do it again! ^_^,You gonna at least buy me a drink first?,he he ha ha~,stop!! ^___^
  notice $nick $gettok(%pingrand,$r(1,8),44) 
  haltdef
}

eh just a thought...