Ping responce mechanism

By Diddy on Jul 15, 2005

This really has no point, but it can be as funny as heck, and is fairly easy to edit. Whenever someone pings you, instead of getting a ping reply, they will get a random responce from you, in the form of a notice.

...yes, I was extemely bored when I made this, if your curious.

ctcp *:ping:*:{
  set %pingrand $rand(1,8)
  if (%pingrand == 1) {
    notice $nick Does that mean you like me?
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 2) {
    notice $nick Tee Hee! That Tickles!
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 3) {
    notice $nick WOW! That Ping was COLD!
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 4) {
    notice $nick Watch where you aim those Pings! O_O
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 5) {
    notice $nick Do it again! ^_^
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 6) {
    notice $nick You gonna at least buy me a drink first?
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 7) {
    notice $nick he he ha ha~
    haltdef
  }
  elseif (%pingrand == 8) {
    notice $nick stop!! ^___^
    haltdef
  }
}

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Anish   -  Oct 29, 2008

lol nice one

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napa182   -  Feb 12, 2008

lol funny ping responses. Um instead of seting a global var and all those elseif\'s you can do this as well..

ctcp *:ping:*:{
  var %pingrand Does that mean you like me?,Tee Hee! That Tickles!,WOW! That Ping was COLD!,Watch where you aim those Pings! O_O,Do it again! ^_^,You gonna at least buy me a drink first?,he he ha ha~,stop!! ^___^
  notice $nick $gettok(%pingrand,$r(1,8),44) 
  haltdef
}

eh just a thought...

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xLinuxFanX   -  Feb 12, 2008

Scripts a bit old but still works! Tested in 6.3 (not 6.31) Great stuff, thanks!

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Vortex   -  Jul 19, 2005

Lol, Diddy. That\'s not funny at all, it sounds like Elmo. Though, when I read the messages, THAT was funny. =)

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DeathRyder082   -  Jul 17, 2005

Amusing.

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F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Jul 16, 2005

i agree
geez even i could do it and thats talking :P

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aeros   -  Jul 16, 2005

How is it funny as heck :|

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