By napa182 on Sep 17, 2010Just another socket from me ;x this one looks up a random tweet from twasted tweets.
copy/paste into a new remote. Trigger is @twasted or @twast
May not be right for +G rated channels
As always rip strip this snippet how ever you see fit. I can care less.
ex:
<~napa182> @twasted
<&Sick0> TwastedTweets: RT @AdInsanitum Well, what would YOU have made out of these Scrabble tiles? CSUMHOT... Last time I play board games with kids at the Y again
<~napa182> @twasted
<&Sick0> TwastedTweets: RT @rsmallbone My erection lasted for 4 hours +. I called my doctor but he didnt seem too impressed so I showed it to some ppl at the mall
<~napa182> @twast
<&Sick0> TwastedTweets: RT @shariv67 The most tedious part of being an Afghani phone sex operator is describing what I'm wearing.
<~napa182> @twast
<&Sick0> TwastedTweets: RT @ruthakers Man at Walmart asked me the name of "Mommys Lil Helpers". Judging by his face "Xanax & Vodka" wasnt the reply he was looking 4
on $*:text:/^@(twast(ed)?)$/iS:#: {
if (!$($+(%,f,#),2)) { inc -u4 $+(%,f,#)
if ($sock($+(Twast,#))) sockclose $+(Twast,#)
sockopen $+(Twast,#) api.twitter.com 80
sockmark $+(Twast,#) $r(1,20) $&
$+(/1/statuses/user_timeline/TwastedTweets.rss?page=,$r(1,26)) msg #
}
}
on *:sockopen:Twast*: {
sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,2,32) HTTP/1.1
sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: $+($sock($sockname).addr,$str($crlf,2))
}
on *:load:{
echo 12 -a You Have Just Loaded Napa182's Twasted Tweets Snippet
echo -a 08!!04WARNING08 This snippet may04/08will say curse04/08foul words 04WARNING08!!
}
alias -l twast return $regsubex($1-,/("|&)|\46\43(\d+)\73/g,$iif(\1 isnum,$chr(\1),$iif(\1 = ",",&)))
on *:sockread:Twast*: {
var %Twast | sockread %Twast
if ($regex(%Twast,/<title>(Twa.+?)<\/title>/)) { inc -u4 %tw 1
if (%tw = $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1,32)) {
$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3-,32) $twast($regml(1))
sockclose $sockname
}
}
}
Well, [Plornt], the idiomatic use of "I couldn't care less" and "I could care less." have their approximate meaning per se...Though the correct use should have been I couldn't care less because you don't care at all. I could care less, on the other hand, will still signify that you care to some extent but not really take your care on a subject wholeheartedly.
TwastedTweets: RT @yoyoha Leaving water next to a plant then letting it die shows the other plants in the house Im not about to put up with their sh**it. #twasted
TwastedTweets: RT @OverlandParker Rather than saying "This is the bathroom" Real Estate Agents should say "Guess what room this is?" & then sit down & poop
heh just some funny quotes from there.
updated the snippet a bit.
