Funny Usernick Facts Socket

By napa182 on Jan 13, 2010

This will say random funny facts of the nick you enter. to use type @nfact m|f|o the m = male f = female and o = other so ex: @nfact napa182 m copy/paste into ur bots remotes and have fun.

rip or strip this script how ever you want i dont care

ex: [quote]

@nfact GothGirl f GothGirl doesn't shower, she only takes blood baths. @nfact Bertrum m Bertrum is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. @nfact Security o Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Security." @nfact napa182 m Q: How many napa182's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, napa182 prefers to kill in the dark.[/quote] ```mirc on $*:text:/^@nfact\s(\S+)\s([mfo])$/iS:#: { if (!%f && $regml(1) ison #) { inc -u4 %f if ($sock(nfact)) sockclose nfact sockopen nfact blog.esaba.com 80 sockmark nfact $+(/projects/facts/index.php?n=,$regml(1),&g=,$replace($regml(2),m,male,f,female,o,other)) msg # } } on *:load: { echo 12 -a You Have Just Loaded Napa182's Funny Nick Facts echo 07 -a A irc.EzzyChat.com Production } on *:sockopen:nfact: { sockwrite -nt nfact GET $gettok($sock(nfact).mark,1,32) HTTP/1.1 sockwrite -nt nfact Host: $+($sock(nfact).addr,$str($crlf,2)) } on *:sockread:nfact: { var %nfact | sockread %nfact if ($regex(%nfact,/\t{7}\s(.+?)$/)) { $gettok($sock(nfact).mark,2-,32) $regml(1) sockclose nfact } } ```
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Jethro   -  Feb 23, 2011

napa, just a quick tip to share it with you. You can use the /U modifier in place of the .+? : > if ($regex(%nfact,/\t{7}\s(.+?)/)) {can be made as:

if ($regex(%nfact,/\t{7}\s(.+)/U)) {

/U modifier means "un-greedy" ;o They're pretty much the same thing. I thought I'd be a good sport. ;p

On a further note, though, the use of ? and $ in (.+?)$ can be omitted as (.+) . Your script will work just as well without them in the nature of the source located...

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napa182   -  Feb 22, 2011

So true Jethro_, but thats the price you pay for making sockets. One always has to update when the site decides to change things around. Its ok tho gives us something to do. ;x

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Jethro   -  Feb 22, 2011

Having socket scripts make us look like babysitters. The constant nurture of them when they go "fussy" on us.

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napa182   -  Feb 21, 2011

updated due to an html change on Funny Facts About [ Insert Name Here ]

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zamzam   -  Oct 15, 2010

hello dear All, my i kno the server and channel u using this this script on ?

ty, and keep create

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blackvenomm666   -  Oct 12, 2010

very nice:D

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napa182   -  Oct 12, 2010

U are welcome pacino23 and thanks for the comment.

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pacino23   -  Oct 12, 2010

Thank you napa182, this script is hilarious and never fails to amuse the people in my channel.

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Lucius   -  Jun 17, 2010

Nice, I have all these on a chuck script, looks like a $replace(job) lol excellent implementation though. I'm in awe as always.

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napa182   -  Jan 14, 2010

[quote] <&Sick0> napa182 has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

<&Sick0> We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad napa182 doesn't believe in magic. [/quote]

^^

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Banana-Jamma   -  Jan 14, 2010

LOL omg it already looks like a ton of laughs. and Jethro_ is right, it will commence a dull channel into a whole bunch of crazy laughing chatter. Niceeee.

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napa182   -  Jan 14, 2010

You are welcome. Yeah it's good for a few laughs.

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Jethro   -  Jan 14, 2010

This snippet's gonna be very useful to revive a boring channel. Thanks for posting this.

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napa182   -  Jan 13, 2010

lol yeah it's a crack up

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SnoooP   -  Jan 13, 2010

My favourite

<@Sick0> Instead of having a cigarette after sex, GothGirl heads outside and brands her cattle.

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Aucun50   -  Jan 13, 2010

Lol nice

[quote] @nfact napa182 m

Q: How many napa182's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, napa182 prefers to kill in the dark.[/quote] xD
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