Funny Usernick Facts Socket

Platform:  mIRC
Published  Jan 13, 2010
Updated  Feb 21, 2011
This will say random funny facts of the nick you enter.
to use type @nfact <nick> m|f|o the m = male f = female and o = other
so ex: @nfact napa182 m
copy/paste into ur bots remotes and have fun.

rip or strip this script how ever you want i dont care


<napa182> @nfact GothGirl f
<Sick0> GothGirl doesn't shower, she only takes blood baths.

<napa182> @nfact Bertrum m
<Sick0> Bertrum is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

<napa182> @nfact Security o
<Sick0> Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Security."

<napa182> @nfact napa182 m
<Sick0> Q: How many napa182's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, napa182 prefers to kill in the dark.
on $*:text:/^@nfact\s(\S+)\s([mfo])$/iS:#: {
if (!%f && $regml(1) ison #) { inc -u4 %f
if ($sock(nfact)) sockclose nfact
sockopen nfact 80
sockmark nfact $+(/projects/facts/index.php?n=,$regml(1),&g=,$replace($regml(2),m,male,f,female,o,other)) msg #
on *:load: {
echo 12 -a You Have Just Loaded Napa182's Funny Nick Facts
echo 07 -a A Production
on *:sockopen:nfact: {
sockwrite -nt nfact GET $gettok($sock(nfact).mark,1,32) HTTP/1.1
sockwrite -nt nfact Host: $+($sock(nfact).addr,$str($crlf,2))
on *:sockread:nfact: {
var %nfact | sockread %nfact
if ($regex(%nfact,/\t{7}\s(.+?)$/)) {
$gettok($sock(nfact).mark,2-,32) $regml(1)
sockclose nfact


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Jethro   -  Feb 23, 2011
napa, just a quick tip to share it with you. You can use the /U modifier in place of the .+? :
if ($regex(%nfact,/\t{7}\s(.+?)/)) {
can be made as:
/U modifier means "un-greedy" ;o
They're pretty much the same thing. I thought I'd be a good sport. ;p

On a further note, though, the use of ? and $ in (.+?)$ can be omitted as (.+) . Your script will work just as well without them in the nature of the source located...
napa182   -  Feb 22, 2011
So true Jethro_, but thats the price you pay for making sockets. One always has to update when the site decides to change things around. Its ok tho gives us something to do. ;x
Jethro   -  Feb 22, 2011
Having socket scripts make us look like babysitters. The constant nurture of them when they go "fussy" on us.
napa182   -  Feb 21, 2011
updated due to an html change on Funny Facts About [ Insert Name Here ]
zamzam   -  Oct 15, 2010
hello dear All, my i kno the server and channel u using this this script on ?

ty, and keep create
blackvenomm666   -  Oct 12, 2010
very nice:D
napa182   -  Oct 12, 2010
U are welcome pacino23 and thanks for the comment.
pacino23   -  Oct 12, 2010
Thank you napa182, this script is hilarious and never fails to amuse the people in my channel.
Lucius   -  Jun 17, 2010
Nice, I have all these on a chuck script, looks like a $replace(job) lol
excellent implementation though.
I'm in awe as always.
napa182   -  Jan 14, 2010

<&Sick0> napa182 has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

<&Sick0> We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad napa182 doesn't believe in magic.

Banana-Jamma   -  Jan 14, 2010
LOL omg it already looks like a ton of laughs. and Jethro_ is right, it will commence a dull channel into a whole bunch of crazy laughing chatter. Niceeee.
napa182   -  Jan 14, 2010
You are welcome. Yeah it's good for a few laughs.
Jethro   -  Jan 14, 2010
This snippet's gonna be very useful to revive a boring channel. Thanks for posting this.
napa182   -  Jan 13, 2010
lol yeah it's a crack up
SnoooP   -  Jan 13, 2010
My favourite

<@Sick0> Instead of having a cigarette after sex, GothGirl heads outside and brands her cattle.
Aucun50   -  Jan 13, 2010
Lol nice

<napa182> @nfact napa182 m
<Sick0> Q: How many napa182's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, napa182 prefers to kill in the dark.
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