I don't get it ...

Because this "it gives it to who you wish and you give them whatever you like :)" made sense to you?

/give grammar jackster35

I LOL'D!!!!!!!!! TWICE

First at this:

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
;; Made by: Jackster35 ;;
;; please do not copy ;;
;; Please leave this here ;;
;; Do not edit it unless you know ;;
;; what your doing with alias ;;
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Then at the "script"

/give ROLFCOPTER jackster35

+1

I'll rate this 10 for the lulz.

Excellent :)

Sorry but 2/5 according to http://txtb.in/3Sl

Why not replace the existing alias "/ignore" while you're at it?

Sorry but this is the most useless snippet I ever seen on here.

This is not code related:
What's the point of telling the user to send you a memo if you're going to see the query?

Code related (Improvement?):

You could have used this instead:

if ($away) { ;if $away == $true
;code
}

else { ;else $away == false
;code
}

I like it! ^^

Cessil: I read the first comment and it's my advice too.

Learn about it, it's MUCH MORE easier.
Also, it allows a better readability of your code.