these types of slap "scripts" are generally for mIRC Scripts.
What do you mean? We're in the mIRC snippet section, isn't it obvious that they're a script for mIRC?

had slaps such as these integrated for fun. Not a big deal really.
Again, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about. It seems you think I questioned the usefulness of the script or judged it in some way? I offered another method to integrate the script that wouldn't have 60 different slaps nested in menus (as it could be difficult to find the one you were looking for). If they weren't looking for something specific on the menu, then making the output random from a single menu item would equally suit the desire to slap somebody on the internet.

For example:

menu nicklist {
Random slap:/describe # slaps $$1 around a bit with a $read()
}

Of course use whatever is most comfortable.