if you dont want too much repetition

alias snum {
  var %x = $r(0,10), %y = describe # $+(%x,.)
  if (%x == 0) { %y no Asexual dont wanna sleep with real women or men } 
  if (%x isnum 1-4) {
    %y no Straight $replace(%x,1,thinking only of girls not how your body or any guys looks,2,but like to compare your body to other men,3,think sometimes on what would it be like to be gây,4,but do gây stuff when your bored $chr(44) drunk $chr(44) and/or hornÿ)
  }
  if (%x isnum 5-6) { %y no Bi but dated more $replace(%x,5,girls,6,boys) }
  if (%x isnum 7-9) {
    %y Gây but $replace(%x,7,do straight stuff when your bored $chr(44) drunk $chr(44) and/or hornÿ,8,think sometimes on what would it be like to be straight.,9,like to compare your looks to a women.)
  }
  if (%x == 10) %y Gây thinking only of man not how women bodies or styles look
}

but i still wanna know the benefits...