keeping it at mostly how you have it

on *:TEXT:*:#:{
tokenize 32 $strip($1-)
if ($1 == !rand) {
  Var %random =  $rand(1,15)
  msg $chan You have entered the Random actions or lines.
  If (%random == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan You have died with no funeral or apperance
  If (%random == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan You have fallen off a cliff
  If (%random == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan You were stabbed, injured, but lived.
  If (%random == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan $nick was bullied into giving Money to $me
  If (%random == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan If you have laid your hands on a knife before, you have died.
  If (%random == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  $nick was scared by clowns!
  If (%random == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan $nick has failed life... Please press play
  If (%random == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  $me has fallen off a cliff, and $nick has broke $me 's fall
  If (%random == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  $nick has been lynched
  If (%random == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan hold it spah! don't touch that sentry! $nick has killed $me
  If (%random == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Kirby kirby kirby's the one!
  If (%random == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  $nick has saved $me from a car accident, but $nick died after.
  If (%random == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  $nick loves being purple!
  If (%random == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  When your with me baby the skies are all blue, for all my life!
  If (%random == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan i call this one, the camp fire song song.
 }
}