menu channel {
  .dare: {
    if ($nick(#,0) < 4) { halt }
    var %xx, %xxx, %m = make Out with|kiss|make love with|have Sex with|kiss the ass off|lick|smooch|hump|has to go on a date with|has to lick|french kiss
    while (%xx != $me || %xxx != $me) { var %xx = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %xxx = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) }
    me 9,1Spins the bottle...
    .timer 1 3 say 9,1T12he bottle is slowing down...
    .timer 1 5 say 12,1T9he bottle stopped...
    .timer 1 7 say 9,1I9t landed 4on0...
    .timer 1 9 say 8,1 %xxx $+ !
    .timer 1 11 say 8,1 %xxx 4must $gettok(%m,$r(1,$numtok(%m,124)),124) %xx $+ !
  }
}

should do it, i added a 4 person requirement for it since neither can be the bot there must be atleast 3 people on the channel