on *:text:!kill *:#:{
var %kill $rand(1,4), %y msg $chan
if ( %kill isnum 1-2 ) {
%y $$2 died from the wounds you have inflicted. He's swimming with the fishes now.
%y $replace(%kill, 1, tried to strike back but failed completely, 2, couldn't contain $$2 backfire. 7 $nick died from the wounds he inflicted)
}
if ( %kill isnum 3-4 ) {
%y $$2 Suffered but is still alive.
%y $nick $replace(%kill, 3, couldn't contain 7 $$2's backfire. 7 $nick died from the wounds he inflicted., 4, tried to strike back but failed completely.)
}
}
/quit I was killed by $nick
}
I would add the quit just for a laugh but thats me lol