I would recommend it ;)
Anyways... here is "My version"

on *:TEXT:!*:#: {
  ;*** !Cuddle
  if ($1 == !cuddle) { describe # sees:  $nick  cuddles with $2- }
  ;*** !HH ( Hold Hands )
  elseif ($1 == !HH) { describe # $nick  holds  hands with $2- }
  ;*** !TXT ( Sexting )
  elseif ($1 == !Txt) { msg # ACTION: sees $nick Sexting $2- }
  ;*** !Orgy
  elseif ($1 == !orgy) { describe # dont look now but there is some sexy orgy action happening in the corner between $nick and $2-! }
  ;*** !Cage
  elseif ($1 == !cage) { describe # $nick cages $2- and uses them as a kinky sex toy }
  ;*** !Whip
  elseif ($1 == !whip) { describe # $nick whips $2- ! }
  ;*** !Chainsaw
  elseif ($1 == !chainsaw) { describe # chainsaws $2- now wheres your other half fucker! }
  ;*** Add Your own commands below here ( Ex. "elseif ($1 == !Rape) && ($2 ison $chan) && ($2 != $me) { inc %M_Rapes | describe # rapes $2 'Who is your daddy!?!' 14[04 $+ $ord(%M_Rapes) !RAPE14] | halt }"
  elseif ($1 == !COMMAND) { msg # !Cuddle , !HH , !TXT , !Orgy , !Cage , !Whip , !Chainsaw }
}

EDIT:
Nice one Jethro_
ooO( My skills are limited as in basic ??? :P )