This is almost so horribly written that i want to comment back with a better..working version of it. Matter of fact i might edit this comment later...

-edit-

Oh nevermind. Too horribly written. I did get this before I got bored though...

;Most of this is pointless, I just feel like being a dick and besting a newb.
;Aliases
alias admin {
 auser $1 500
}
alias n {
 .notice $strip($1) $2-
}
alias m {
 msg $strip($1) $2-
}
;The works
on *:load: {
 if (!%AC) { set %AC $$?="What is the channel you want to run this in?" }
 if (!%BAdmin) { set %BAdmin $$?="What's your nick?" }
 echo -s You have to set this one little step up..
 Type /admin [Admin nick Here]
}
on 500:join:%AC: {
 if ($nick == %BAdmin) { n $nick Welcome, owner. You can view commands with .Commands (will PRIVMSG you with the list). | halt }
}