lol

Btw, this is wrong:

on *:JOIN:#:{ 
  if (%av [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) && (%Auv [ $+ [ $address($2,2) ] ] == $address($nick,2)) {
    mode $chan +v $nick
  }
}

The ) after the on ends the if statement). You need:

on *:JOIN:#:{ 
  if ((%av [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == on) && (%Auv [ $+ [ $address($2,2) ] ] == $address($nick,2)) {
    mode $chan +v $nick
  }
}