ChunkieMonkey said:

I would test, got home maybe....I dunno. But I would have to get my bot up and I dun feel like it.

well then if you are not going to test what you make dont post it.
just like Jamiie told you:
Jamiie said:

Well if you don't want anyone to rant and raise hell at you for it being a mediocre and not testing then don't post anything.. Common sense man.

anyways you should have made this a socket

on $*:text:/^!Fortune$/iS:#: {
  if ($sock(fo)) sockclose fo
  sockopen fo www.fortunecookiemessage.com 80
  sockmark fo msg #
}
on *:sockopen:fo: {
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET / HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: $+($sock(fo).addr,$str($crlf,2))
}
on *:sockread:fo: {
  var %fo | sockread %fo
  if ($regex(%fo,/<a href=.+>(.+)<\/a><\/h1>/)) {
    $sock(fo).mark $regml(1)
    sockclose fo
  }
}