.timer 1 9 if (%fate == 1) describe $chan Gives $2 a Cookie
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 2) describe $chan Gives $2 a Hammer
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 3) describe $chan Gives $2 a Hoe
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 4) describe $chan Gives $2 a Computer
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 5) describe $chan Gives $2 a Sniper Rifle
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 6) describe $chan Gives $2 a Lollipop
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 7) describe $chan Gives $2 a Carrot
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 8) describe $chan Gives $2 a Dick
  .timer 1 9 if (%fate == 9) describe $chan Gives $2 a Pillow

u can simply do

describe $chan Gives $2 a $gettok(Cookie|Hammer|Hoe|Computer|Sniper Rifle|Lollipop|Carrot|Dick|Pillow,$r(1,9),124)