\"a trojan condom\"
I must admit... that I do like that brand name.
Anyway, just a suggestion / request ?
Perhaps make a install alias that creates the text file? Then have an alias to add user-selected words to it. May make it easier for people to use (if they can\'t be bothered with your instruction). :)
Also seeing as you have a slap count (%slapc) is it worth including that on the message?