This is just an old socket that I made awhile back. It grabs a random Emo Haiku from Random Emo Haiku an that site says "There are Currently 1,630,800 different possible Haikus!" so have fun with it.

[b]As always do what ever you want to this snippet.
I don't care....[/b]

Copy/Paste into a new remote of your Bot.

Trigger is @emo

Example:

@emo <~Sick0> //.- Emo Haiku -.\\ <~Sick0> This is all I have <~Sick0> God hates me, I hate god back. <~Sick0> I love my razor.

@emo <~Sick0> //.- Emo Haiku -.\\ <~Sick0> Today, my black heart <~Sick0> I vainly seek happiness <~Sick0> A great master plan. @emo <~Sick0> //.- Emo Haiku -.\\ <~Sick0> I sparked this madness <~Sick0> an dye my hair darkest black <~Sick0> My life really sucks! ```mirc on $*:text:/^@emo$/iS:#:{ if (!%emoness) { inc -u4 %emoness if ($sock(emo)) sockclose emo sockopen emo www.prestopnik.com 80 sockmark emo msg # msg # //.- Emo Haiku -.\\ } } on *:load: { echo 12 -a You Have Just Loaded Napa182's Emo Haiku Generator echo 04 -a An Irc.EzzyChat.com Production } on *:sockopen:emo: { sockwrite -n emo GET /emo_haiku/ HTTP/1.1 sockwrite -n emo Host: $+($sock(emo).addr,$str($crlf,2)) } on *:sockread:emo: { var %emo | sockread %emo if ($regex(%emo,/
(\w.+)/)) { $sock(emo).mark $remove($regml(1),
) } } ```