This is a script I made when I was bored and got sick of wondering what my bot's status was when I wasn't home.

[12:03:23pm] <&Cados> !idle
[12:03:23pm] <&Weasand> Current idle time: 3872s.
[12:03:27am] <&Cados> !server
[12:03:27am] <&Weasand> Current server: irc.nuu.cc(174.129.231.136 ).
[12:03:31am] <&Cados> !uptime
[12:03:31am] <&Weasand> I have been connected to irc.nuu.cc for 10821891ms. I've had mIRC opened for 10830047ms.
[12:03:39am] <&Cados> !version
[12:03:39am] <&Weasand> Using mIRC6.35
[12:03:45am] <&Cados> !time
[12:03:45am] <&Weasand> Current time for me is 00:02:45.

on *:TEXT:&:#: {
  if ($1 == !uptime) msg # I have been connected to $server for $duration($uptime) $+ .
  if ($1 == !version) msg # Using mIRC( $+ $version $+ )
  if ($1 == !server) msg # Current server: $server $+ ( $+ $serverip %+ ).
  if ($1 == !time) msg # Current time for me is $time(h:nn tt) $+ .
  if ($1 == !chans) msg # I am currently in $chan(0) channels on $server $+ .
  if ($1 == !active) msg # Current active window is $active $+ . 
  if ($1 == !idle) msg # Current idle time: $duration($idle) $+ .
  if ($1 == !network) msg # Current network: $network
}