This is a couple of codes that i just came up with copy and paste into remote

;;;;;;;must have my !Request command to use ;;;;;;;';
alias features { 
  msg # Want your own command? type !request !command what it does and if it is accepted it will be created 
}
alias request {
  msg # The correct way to send a request is !command <what it does> NO nickname or curse words
}
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;;;;;regular commands;;;;;;
alias commands { 
  msg # [!join gets bot] Input commands include !marker !tape !topic !hi5 !request !lazer !drown !beer !falconpunch !magicbutton !report !kill !stab !shoot !fart !superfart !throw objct nick 
}
on *:TEXT:!command*:#: { 
  msg # [!join gets bot]Input commands include !marker !tape !topic !hi5 !request !lazer !drown !beer !falconpunch !magicbutton !report !kill !stab !shoot !fart !superfart !throw objct nick 
}
on *:TEXT:!kill*:#: { 
  msg # Omg $nick Has just murdered $2 omg omg omg dead guy ahhh
}
on *:TEXT:!shoot*:#: {
  msg # $nick pulls out a gun and shoots $2 17 Times holy crap 
}
on *:TEXT:!stab*:#: { 
  msg # $nick gets a knive and stabs $2 totally gruesome
}
on *:TEXT:!throw*:#: { 
  msg # $nick throws a $2 at $3 
}
on *:TEXT:!fart*:#: {
  msg # $nick farts on $2 and $2 throws up 
}
on *:TEXT:!push*:#: { 
  msg # $nick has just shoved $2 off the side of a cliff and $2 flies to his death 
}
on *:TEXT:!acid*:#: {
  msg # $nick drops acid on $2 melting it away
}
on *:TEXT:!superfart*:#: { 
  msg # $nick super farts on $2 shooting him threw a wall 0_o'
}
on *:TEXT:!ct96*:#: { 
  msg # I'm ct96 i was created by cantthink96 type !commands to see most often used commands and !join to get bot 
}
on *:TEXT:!lazer*:#: { 
  msg # $nick gets out a lazer and shoots right through $2- 
}
on *:TEXT:!drown*:#: { 
  msg # $nick fills the tub with water and drowns $2 in the tub h4rdc0r3  
}
on *:TEXT:!beer*:#: { 
  msg # $nick pulls out a cool beer and slides it on over to $2 
}
on *:TEXT:!falconpunch*:#: { 
  msg # $nick Falcon punches $2 Awesome  
}
on *:TEXT:!magicbutton*:#: { 
  msg # $nick blame the economy for every problem thats what i do :)
}
on *:TEXT:!tape*:#: { 
  inc %broken. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
msg # OMG $nick BROKE $2- *Gets duct tape* *tapes the crap out of $2-* awww all better's ( $nick has broken ( %broken.   [ $+ [ $nick ] ] ) things ) }

on *:TEXT:!marker*:#: { 
  inc %marked. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
msg # OMG $2- Fell asleep *Gets markers* *scribble scribble* Hey I made a clown facey thingy :0 ( $nick has marked  %marked. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $+ People }
}