Ctrl + r and paste

commands~
!haha NICKHERE
!frozentrout NICKHERE
!roadkill NICKHERE
!pie NICKHERE
!emotion

and if you want you can change em and stuff!
i will add more when i get the chance OR idea for more ^^

on *:TEXT:!haha*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick laughs in $2 's face so hard he/she soiled him/her self {automated}
}

on *:TEXT:!frozentrout*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick smacks $2 around with a frozen trout DONT YA KNOW! {automated}
}

on *:TEXT:!roadkill*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick drives over $2 with a truck so $2 becomes roadkill {automated}
}

on *:TEXT:!pie*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick throughs a pie at $2 {automated}
}

on *:TEXT:!emotion*:#:{
  /set %em $rand(1,8)
  if (%em == 1) { inc %1s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1: P | msg # 1,0You are number %1s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 2) { inc %2s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1:3 | msg # 1,0You are number %2s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 3) { inc %3s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1;D | msg # 1,0You are number %3s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 4) { inc %4s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1D< | msg # 1,0You are number %4s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 5) { inc %5s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1'0' | msg # 1,0You are number %5s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 6) { inc %6s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1^^ | msg # 1,0You are number %6s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 7) { inc %7s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,10.0 | msg # 1,0You are number %7s to see this emoticon. }
  if (%em == 8) { inc %8s | describe # 1,0randomly picks a emotion... | msg # 0,1@.@ | msg # 1,0You are number %8s to see this emoticon.
}