this will count bans kick kick-bans quits joins and other things
just type !voc to view the numbers
where it says your name you change it to what your nick is, if you want to you can make it available to everyone, but beware of spammers

on *:TEXT:!VOC*:#:{ 
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick == yournamehere) {
    msg $chan 4I have counted a total of7 $bytes(%kickzz,bd) 4kicks,7 $bytes(%tehnickz,bd) 4nick changes,7 $bytes(%quitz,bd) 4people quit,7 $bytes(%banz,bd) 4bans,7 $bytes(%partz,bd) 4parts and7 $bytes(%joinz,bd) 4joins, as of 08/07/07 in 5 channels
  }
  else {
    .notice $nick stop trying to spam the channel.
  }
}

on *:KICK:#: {
  inc %kickzz 
} 

on *:JOIN:#: {
  inc %joinz
}

on *:PART:#: {
  inc %partz
}

on *:BAN:#: {
  inc %banz
}

on *:QUIT: {
 inc %quitz
}

on *:NICK: {
  inc %tehnickz
}