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Funny Jokes Type !yommama And Itll Say A Random Yomama Joke Enjoy. Added Color To Save You Time : ). First 23 Jokes Stolen From Purity Without His Permission I Will Talk To Him And If He Says No I Will Take Them Out Although I Don't Have Too I Will Respect His Work.

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on *:TEXT:!yomama:#:{
/set %yomama = $rand(1,105)
      if (%yomama == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! 
      if (%yomama == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
      if (%yomama == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! 
      if (%yomama == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! 
      if (%yomama == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! 
      if (%yomama == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
      if (%yomama == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! 
      if (%yomama == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
      if (%yomama == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! 
      if (%yomama == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
      if (%yomama == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
      if (%yomama == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! 
      if (%yomama == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! 
      if (%yomama == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
      if (%yomama == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
      if (%yomama == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! 
      if (%yomama == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! 
      if (%yomama == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise! 
      if (%yomama == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
      if (%yomama == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors! 
      if (%yomama == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! 
      if (%yomama == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy! 
      if (%yomama == 23) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
      if (%yomama == 24) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
      if (%yomama == 25) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw 
      if (%yomama == 26) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat! 
      if (%yomama == 27) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works 
      if (%yomama == 28) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. 
      if (%yomama == 29) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on. 
      if (%yomama == 30) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
      if (%yomama == 31) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day 
      if (%yomama == 32) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow 
      if (%yomama == 33) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack! 
      if (%yomama == 34) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin! 
      if (%yomama == 35) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
      if (%yomama == 36) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
      if (%yomama == 37) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! 
      if (%yomama == 38) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets! 
      if (%yomama == 39) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th! 
      if (%yomama == 40) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too! 
      if (%yomama == 41) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"! 
      if (%yomama == 42) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"! 
      if (%yomama == 43) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
      if (%yomama == 44) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter 
      if (%yomama == 45) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother" 
      if (%yomama == 46) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. 
      if (%yomama == 47) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple. 
      if (%yomama == 48) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up. 
      if (%yomama == 49) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb 
      if (%yomama == 50) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
      if (%yomama == 51) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet. 
      if (%yomama == 52) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water. 
      if (%yomama == 53) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons. 
      if (%yomama == 54) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out 
      if (%yomama == 55) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
      if (%yomama == 56) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way. 
      if (%yomama == 57) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...
      if (%yomama == 58) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her. 
      if (%yomama == 59) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her. 
      if (%yomama == 60) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left. 
      if (%yomama == 61) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape.
      if (%yomama == 62) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair. 
      if (%yomama == 63) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry. 
      if (%yomama == 64) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up. 
      if (%yomama == 65) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid. 
      if (%yomama == 66) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off. 
      if (%yomama == 67) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead.
      if (%yomama == 68) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company 
      if (%yomama == 69) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars. 
      if (%yomama == 70) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. 
      if (%yomama == 71) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. 
      if (%yomama == 72) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder. 
      if (%yomama == 73) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
      if (%yomama == 74) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'. 
      if (%yomama == 75) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. 
      if (%yomama == 76) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue. 
      if (%yomama == 77) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it. 
      if (%yomama == 78) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. 
      if (%yomama == 79) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
      if (%yomama == 80) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample. 
      if (%yomama == 81) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. 
      if (%yomama == 82) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
      if (%yomama == 83) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings 
      if (%yomama == 84) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"! 
      if (%yomama == 85) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Momma's so poor she tried soul food 
      if (%yomama == 86) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Momma's is so poor that Her tits are real
      if (%yomama == 87) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost 
      if (%yomama == 88) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
      if (%yomama == 89) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
      if (%yomama == 90) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new
      if (%yomama == 91) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back 
      if (%yomama == 92) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail 
      if (%yomama == 93) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving. 
      if (%yomama == 94) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way" 
      if (%yomama == 95) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway 
      if (%yomama == 96) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man 
      if (%yomama == 97) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way 
      if (%yomama == 98) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o Mama's so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss 
      if (%yomama == 99) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15our momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. 
      if (%yomama == 100) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale. 
      if (%yomama == 101) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek. 
      if (%yomama == 102) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn." 
      if (%yomama == 103) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. 
      if (%yomama == 104) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes 
      if (%yomama == 105) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2[Y]15o mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want your weight not your phone number
    }
}