kind of a silly script.. just type !stick (nick)
i've gotta make this thing 100+ characters.. so i'm just writing some extra crap in here
on *:TEXT:!stick*:#: {
describe $chan gently pokes both of $2's eyes out with a stick
}
Rather than single line snippets, you could try incorporating a few of your ideas into one larger \"package\". You could add to this, as it stands, for example:
on *:TEXT:!stick*:#: {
if ($2 == $null) { msg $chan There\'s no way thats happening pal }
elseif ($2 == $me) { msg $chan no $nick, you do it yourself }
else { describe $chan gently pokes both of $2\'s eyes out with a stick }
}