The result of boredom. Just place it in your remotes section and type /power at any time and you'll recieve how many people you "own" if yo u are op on that channel.

alias power {
  var %a 1,%b 1,%c 0,%d 0,%e 0
  while (%a <= $scon(0)) {
    scon %a
    var %e $calc(%e + $chan(0))
    while (%b <= $chan(0)) {
      if ($me isop $chan(%b)) { var %c $calc(%c + $nick($chan(%b),0)) | inc %d | inc %b }
      inc %b
    }
    var %b 0
    inc %a
  }
  echo -a I am op in %d $+ / %e channels on $scon(0) Networks. I currently pwn %c people.
}