err, change \"off\" to \"on\" without speech marks

off 1:ACTION:slaps:#: if ( $me isin $1- ) { describe $chan dodges $nick and throws his fist down his throat }

Could even use that

Not referring to previous comments, just the AMAZInG humour of the scripter! and if you couldnt tell i was being sarcastic

HAHAHAHA...FUNNY...NOT!!!

to activate this script you need to right click on the channel window in mIRC, and select the weird colour talker. and then you just type and the weird stuff happens :P To deactivate this script follow the same directions as starting it