the first one went weird and it has no name =S, type /everyone and it will tell u everyone thats online, and it tells u how many people there are online :)

alias Everyone {
  window @People
  set -u6 %raw on
  who
  haltdef 
}
raw 352:*: {
  if (%raw == on) {
    echo @People 4 $+ $6 2Is Online
    inc %countish
  }
}
raw 315:*: {
  if (%raw == on) {
    echo @People 2 There Is4 %countish 2people online
    unset %countish
  }
}