This script counters any trout slap, brick slap, or poke by any user. Change it if you don't like it.

on 1:action:*trout*:#:{ inc %slap 1 | describe $chan takes the trout and puts it in his personal fishtank. Trouts Saved: %slap }
on 1:action:*brick*:#:{ inc %brick 1 | describe $chan steals the brick and adds it to his brick house. Bricks so far: %brick }
on 1:action:*poke*:#:{ inc %poke 1 | describe $chan grabs $nick $+ 's finger and bites it off. Fingers Eaten: %poke }