Simple, Huggles + Slap Response Scripts :D

;Huggles Response Script
on *:action:$(*huggle* $+ $me $+ *):#: {
  inc %FM
  /describe $chan Huggles $nick Back While Burning A Pile Of Maple Logs. [Maple Logs Burned: 3 %FM  $+ . Total Xp Gained:3 $calc(%FM * 135)  $+ ] 
}

;Slap Response Script
on *:action:$(*slap* $+ $me $+ *):#: {
  set %Adze $rand(1,4)
  inc %WC
  if (%Adze == 1) {
    /describe $chan Slaps $nick back while chopping some maple logs. [Maple Logs Cut: 3 %WC  $+ . Total Woodcutting XP:3 $calc(%WC * 100)   $+ ] 
  }
  if (%Adze == 2) {
    /describe $chan Slaps $nick back while chopping some maple logs. [Maple Logs Cut: 3 %WC  $+ . Total Woodcutting XP:3 $calc(%WC * 100)  $+ ] 
  }
  if (%Adze == 3) {
    /describe $chan Slaps $nick back while chopping some maple logs. [Maple Logs Cut: 3 %WC  $+ . Total Woodcutting XP:3 $calc(%WC * 100)  $+ ] 
  }
  if (%Adze == 4) {
    inc %adze
    inc %fm
    /describe $chan Slaps $nick back while chopping some maple logs. The heat of the inferno adze incinerates them. [Maple Logs Cut: 3 %WC  $+ . Total Woodcutting XP Gained:3 $calc(%WC * 100)  Firemaking XP From Adze: 3 $calc(%Adze * 135)  Total Firemaking XP gained: 3 $calc(%FM * 135)  $+ ] 
  }
  if ($me ishop $chan) {
    /kick $chan $nick Timbeeerrrrrrrr!!!
  }
}