you just past it into remotes and play nice
it stops you being banned, kicked, deop'd and many other things ;)

on *:LOAD:{ timer 1 3 /echo Performing one-time initialization for this script!
  timer 1 3 echo checking components.
timer 1 3 echo successfully loaded pls enjoy. }

on *:START:
if (!%REVENGE) { timer 1 3 /echo pls read instructions
  {
    Revenge help
    set %REVENGE 1
    halt
  }
  set %REVENGE 1
}
on *:KICK:#:{ if ($nick !== ChanServ) && ($nick !== $me) && ($knick == $me) && ($me isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 cs invite #
    timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick)
  timer 1 3 cs unban # }
}
on !@*:ban:#:{
  if ($banmask iswm $address($me,5)) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 cs deop # $nick
    mode $chan -b+b $banmask $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick ) }
}
on *:DEOP:#:{ if ($opnick == $me) && ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !== ChanServ) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 cs op #
    timer 1 3 cs deop # $nick
    timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick)
    timer 1 3 ignore $nick 1
  timer 1 10 ignore -r $nick 1 }
}

on !@*:TEXT:*#*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO ADVERTISING $nick }
}

on !@*:TEXT:*www.*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO ADVERTISING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*fuck*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*shit*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) && ($chan == #ratt) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*cunt*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) && ($chan == #ratt) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*dick*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*bitch*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*faggot*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*asshole*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) && ($chan == #ratt) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*arsehole*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*fucktard*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO SWEARING $nick }
}
on *:TEXT:*whore*:#:{ if ($nick !== $me) && ($nick !isop $chan) {
    inc %kick 1
    timer 1 3 mode # +bb $nick $wildsite
  timer 1 3 kick # $nick 5<<<<<REVENGE>>>>> CREATED BY Jake- on #Linuxuser (Your kick number %kick) 13NO INSULTING $nick }
}
on ^*:open:?:*:{ if (%gone == on) goto msg
  else { timer 1 3 msg $nick sending message
    timer 1 3 msg $nick 4,1/4,1!4,111,12 MESSAGE FROM CHANSERV-continue to message this contact and you will be BANNED FOREVER OFF THIS SERVER4,1/4,1!4,1
    timer 1 3 notice $nick 7,04 $nick :11,12You are not allowed to pm me continue and chanserv will auto ban you8,1W1,8A8,1R1,8N8,1I1,8N8,1G 
    timer 1 w notice $me 11,5someone PM you, it was12,5 $nick  
    timer 1 3 notice $me 1,14,0to get 1,15,4 $nick 1,14,0 PM msg, 1,7double click11,12 $nick 
    set %ot $1-
  halt open } 
}
alias away {
  set %timer $time
  set %reason $1-
  /ame 0is away now... Reason:10 %reason
  set %away.time $ctime
  set %gone on
  set %nick $me
  /nick $me $+ `afk
}
alias back {
  if (%gone == $NULL) /echo $active Your not away
  else /ame 0is back from10 %reason $+ , 0I was away for10 $duration($calc($ctime - %away.time)) $+ 0.
  unset %away.time
  unset %reason
  unset %gone
  /nick %nick
}
on *:OPEN:*:*: {
  if (%gone == on) goto msg
  :msg
  msg $nick Hey $nick $+ , atm im not here. Ill be back later to check your message :) | halt
  timer 1 3 msg $nick your now on ignore for 30 secs to protect $me from flooding
  timer 1 3 ignore $$1 1
time 1 30 ignore -r $$1 1 }
else goto halt
:halt
{ halt }
}
on 1:TEXT:*:#: {
if (%flood == on) {
  halt
}
if ($me isin $1-) && (%gone == on) {
  describe $chan 0is away:10 %reason  ... 0Went away @ %timer (GMT+1) 10Awaytime: $duration($calc($ctime - %away.time)) $+ 0.
  set %flood on
  timer 1 120 unset %flood
halt }
}
on 1:ACTION:*:#: {
if (%flood == on) {
  halt
}
}