Cowboy Snippet

By Jack_Sparrow on Apr 08, 2008

This is a Cowboy kicker and QUote script which just has a few cowboy style kicks and loads of Cowboy Quotes :p

This is my first snippet here so I hope you guys like it :)

menu nicklist,query {
Cowboy Kicker
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.Count:say $$1,I am gonna give you till the count of ten to get your mangy butt oof my channel! | timerCount1 1 1 /say 1 | timerCount2 1 2 say 2 | timerCount3 1 3 say 10 | timerCount4 1 4 kick # $$1 4,1 Yeeehah
.Horsie:say Dont ya take another step,Horsie!You are a bad horsie,arent ya , $$1 ? | timerHorsie1 1 1 say I said Dont take another step, $$1 ! | timerHorsie2 1 2 kick # $$1 4,1 BANG goes the Rifle
.Showdown:say $$1 , I challege ye to a showdown at sundown. | timerShowdown1 1 1 say Be There or be Blasted! | timerShowdown2 1 2 me [Music from The Good,The Bad and The Ugly playing] draws his pistols and shoots $$1 | timerShowdown3 1 3 kick # $$1 4,1 BANG BANG BANG!!
.Hill-Billy:say $$1, In this town,we dont allow Hill-Billys so get your fat a$$ outta here! | timerHIll-Billy1 1 1 kick # $$1 4,1 This aint Hill-Billy Country
.Beer Bash:say Its Beer-Bash Time Guys! | timerBeer1 1 1 me goes into the local bar and downs 15 bottles in 5 mins and gets up | timerBeer2 1 2 kick # $$1 4,1 Only Prutty Ladies Allowed
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Cowboy Quotes
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.Hot-Rod:me takes a burning hot iron rod and marks $$1 $+ 's a$$ with his  brand! | say Dont ya cowpokes touch my proprty, got that you lilly-livered dog-riders ?
.Approach:say Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
.Squat:say Don't squat with your spurs on.
.Judge:say Don't judge people by their relatives.
.Success:say Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
.Lose:say When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
.Talk/Think:say Talk slowly, think quickly.
.Silence:say Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
.Life:say Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
.Interfering:say Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
.Timing:say Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
.Has-Been:say It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.
.Eating:say The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
.Swaller:say The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
.Hole:say If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
.Effort:say If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
.Goat:say It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
.Get:say Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
.Troublemaker:say The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
.Berber:say Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
.Order:say If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
.Chew:say Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
.Drink:say Always drink upstream from the herd.
.Jawing:say Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
.Herd:say If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
.Judgement:say Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
.Meannes:say When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
.Weight:say When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
.Cat Out Of The Bag:say Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.
.Eat:say Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
.Double Money:say The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
.How Good?:say You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.(Character shows up best when tested.)
.Shut Up:say Never miss a good chance to shut up.
.De-?:say If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged? }

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Jack_Sparrow   -  Apr 10, 2008

Thanks guys ;)

Glad you like it :)

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Jonesy44   -  Apr 09, 2008

this made me LOL a fair bit :P
nice work (Y) ain\'t tested it just yet :P

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napa182   -  Apr 09, 2008

LMAO funny script

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