This is just a mini game to pass time. Put this in your remotes. To play just type !sword.

on 1:TEXT:*!sword*:#:{
  var %sword = $rand(1,11)
  msg $chan 12,14 $nick steps up to the sword and grips it firmly...
  if (%sword == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2,0 $nick is to weak!
  if (%sword == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,7 $nick is laughed at. $nick Runs away crying! 
  if (%sword == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 $nick pulls at the sword with all there might, but $nick is just not strong enough.
  if (%sword == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 13,0 $nick 's hands slip off the sword and $nick tumbles backwards embarrased.
  if (%sword == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 $nick gives up....
  if (%sword == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 10,0 $nick did it! $nick got the sword!
  if (%sword == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 5,0 $nick pulls the sword out and thrust it over his head in triumph! 
  if (%sword == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8,1 $nick fails at retrieving the sword. $me shoves $nick out of the way and pulls it out with one hand. 
  if (%sword == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 9,1 $nick Yanks the sword out easily, and falls backwards stabbing themself. 
  if (%sword == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2,0 $nick Pulls the sword out and is named the strongest man in $chan
  if (%sword == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,0 $nick is thrown in jail for stealing the sword.
}