Just copy and paste it into you remotes on mIRC (alt+r)
To add more change the $rand(1,23) to like $rand(1,999) and add if (%pickup == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

on *:TEXT:!pickup*:#:{
  var %pickup = $rand(1,23)
  if (%pickup == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away! 
  if (%pickup == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan So ya wanta put your pickle in my juicy jar!!! 
  if (%pickup == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb! 
  if (%pickup == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Lets play Pearl Harber, I lay down and you blow me to heaven 
  if (%pickup == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be. 
  if (%pickup == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this. 
  if (%pickup == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.
  if (%pickup == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine 
  if (%pickup == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer.
  if (%pickup == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you ! 
  if (%pickup == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 
  if (%pickup == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
  if (%pickup == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
  if (%pickup == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Wow! Are those real? 
  if (%pickup == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass. 
  if (%pickup == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 
  if (%pickup == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. 
  if (%pickup == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
  if (%pickup == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out. 
  if (%pickup == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want? 
  if (%pickup == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 
  if (%pickup == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. 
  if (%pickup == 23) .timer 1 2 msg $chan You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong