it has about 200 questions

on 1:TEXT:*!8Ball*:#:{
  var %8ball = $rand(1,21)
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball...
  if (%8Ball == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2OF COURSE STUPID!
  if (%8Ball == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Hell no! 
  if (%8Ball == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12A little donation 
  if (%8Ball == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 11YOU CANT HANDLE THETRUTH!
  if (%8Ball == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1Maybe...
  if (%8Ball == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 10Definatly!
  if (%8Ball == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 5Ask some other time, fool.
  if (%8Ball == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8If you bow down to me.. 
  if (%8Ball == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 9Are you sure you want to 
  if (%8Ball == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2Awwww HELL NAWWWW!
  if (%8Ball == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4Most likely.
  if (%8Ball == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Probly not.. Sorry.
  if (%8Ball == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 11Problably not dude.
  if (%8Ball == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 1Guess not sucka!
  if (%8Ball == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 10So is it a deal?
  if (%8Ball == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 5Im sorry, 
  if (%8Ball == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 8Ill answer you  later
  if (%8Ball == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 9Definantly NOT.
  if (%8Ball == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 2Doubtfull..
  if (%8Ball == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4A question i dont even no
  if (%8Ball == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12What kind of question is 
  if (%8Ball == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 12Ask Chase after you suck 
  if (%8Ball == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 14Ask Chase after yallFUCk    
  if (%8ball == 22) { msg $chan 10Nope ! }
  if (%8ball == 23) { msg $chan 10Don't Think So ! }
  if (%8ball == 24) { msg $chan 10Why You Keep Asking Me Questions}
  if (%8ball == 25) { msg $chan 10No F-ing Way ! }
  if (%8ball == 26) { msg $chan 10What Kinda Question Is That ? }
  if (%8ball == 27) { msg $chan 10Of Course ! }
  if (%8ball == 28) { msg $chan 10I Don't Feel Like Answering Right
  if (%8ball == 29) { msg $chan 10You Are Supposed To Shake Me }
  if (%8ball == 30) { msg $chan 10Err ! }
  if (%8ball == 31) { msg $chan 10Hmmm Mabey ! }
  if (%8ball == 32) { msg $chan 10Michael Jackson Touched This8Bal}
  if (%8ball == 33) { msg $chan 10Leave Me Alone I'm Watching Opera
  if (%8ball == 34) { msg $chan 10The Answer To That Question W
  if (%8ball == 35) { msg $chan 10You Sure You Don't Wanna Play  }
  if (%8ball == 36) { msg $chan 10Yes, If You Go To The Circus ! }
  if (%8ball == 37) { msg $chan 10Yes, But Mabey No ! }
  if (%8ball == 38) { msg $chan 10Huh ? }
  if (%8ball == 39) { msg $chan 10In Your Dreams ! }
  if (%8ball == 40) { msg $chan 10You Will Fart Real Soon ! }
  if (%8ball == 41) { msg $chan 10You Think I Know Everything ? }
  if (%8ball == 42) { msg $chan 10Yes, But Only On The Weekend ! }
  if (%8ball == 43) { msg $chan 10Yes Sir ! }
  if (%8ball == 44) { msg $chan 10The Answer Is No ! }
  if (%8ball == 45) { msg $chan 10Mabey Next Year ! }
  if (%8ball == 46) { msg $chan 10I'll Ignore That Question ! }
  if (%8ball == 47) { msg $chan 10How Could You Ask Me Something }
  if (%8ball == 48) { msg $chan 10How Should I Know ! }
  if (%8ball == 49) { msg $chan 10You Need A Hair-Cut ! }
  if (%8ball == 50) { msg $chan 10Everyone Expects Me To Know }
  if (%8ball == 51) { msg $chan 10I'm Busy ! }
  if (%8ball == 52) { msg $chan 10Resistance Is Futile ! }
  if (%8ball == 53) { msg $chan 10Yes, But I Don't Know Why ! }
  if (%8ball == 54) { msg $chan 10What A Dumb Question ! }
  if (%8ball == 55) { msg $chan 10I Ain't Answering That One ! }
  if (%8ball == 56) { msg $chan 10Why Me ? }
  if (%8ball == 57) { msg $chan 10I Don't Know ! }
  if (%8ball == 58) { msg $chan 10Yep ! }
  if (%8ball == 59) { msg $chan 10I Hope Not ! }
  if (%8ball == 60) { msg $chan 10Sounds Like A Plan ! } 
  if (%8ball == 61) { msg $chan 10Yes, If You Go To The Circus ! }
  if (%8ball == 62) { msg $chan 10Go Ask Dr. Ruth ! }
  if (%8ball == 63) { msg $chan 10I'll Answer Next Time ! }
  if (%8ball == 64) { msg $chan 10That Is Correct Alex ! }
  if (%8ball == 65) { msg $chan 10I Refuse To Answer That ! }
  if (%8ball == 66) { msg $chan 10Talk To Tha Hand Cause The 8ball}
  if (%8ball == 67) { msg $chan 10No, and I'm Not Giving You My  }
  if (%8ball == 68) { msg $chan 10Is This A Sexual Question ? }
  if (%8ball == 69) { msg $chan 10Hell No ! }
  if (%8ball == 70) { msg $chan 10Forget It ! }
  if (%8ball == 71) { msg $chan 10The Answer Would Leave You Heart}
  if (%8ball == 72) { msg $chan 10Blame It On Canada ! }
  if (%8ball == 73) { msg $chan 10That Question Freaked Me Out ! }
  if (%8ball == 74) { msg $chan 10Blah, Blah, Blah ! }
  if (%8ball == 75) { msg $chan 10How Bout I Ask You A Question ? }
  if (%8ball == 76) { msg $chan 10YES ! YES ! YES ! }
  if (%8ball == 77) { msg $chan 10It's Funny How People Expect Me }
  if (%8ball == 78) { msg $chan 10I Agree ! }
  if (%8ball == 79) { msg $chan 10Si ! }
  if (%8ball == 80) { msg $chan 10No No No!!! ! }
  if (%8ball == 81) { msg $chan 10Good Question ! }
  if (%8ball == 82) { msg $chan 10Did I Say Yes Last Time? }
  if (%8ball == 83) { msg $chan 10Who Do I Look Like A Shrink? }
  if (%8ball == 84) { msg $chan 10I Ain't No Fortune Teller ! }
  if (%8ball == 85) { msg $chan 10As Far As I Know... Yes ! }
  if (%8ball == 86) { msg $chan 10Type !Lotto Next Time ! }
  if (%8ball == 87) { msg $chan 10Far Out Man ! }
  if (%8ball == 88) { msg $chan 4Who Changed The Color ? }
  if (%8ball == 89) { msg $chan 10I Do Believe So ! }
  if (%8ball == 90) { msg $chan 10Ummm... Could Be ! }
  if (%8ball == 91) { msg $chan 10The Answer Is No Way ! }
  if (%8ball == 92) { msg $chan 10I Can't Tell You ! }
  if (%8ball == 93) { msg $chan 10Absolutely Not ! }
  if (%8ball == 94) { msg $chan 10Sure... Why Not ! }
  if (%8ball == 95) { msg $chan 10I Don't Answer Sexual Related }
  if (%8ball == 96) { msg $chan 108 35 2 27 9 14... Oh Wait You }
  if (%8ball == 97) { msg $chan 10Thats Funny ! }
  if (%8ball == 98) { msg $chan 10Oh Baby ! }
  if (%8ball == 99) { msg $chan 10Sorry But It's True ! }
  if (%8ball == 100) { msg $chan 10I'll Tell Ya Tomorrow ! }
  if (%8ball == 101) { msg $chan 10I'm Feeling Lazy Now ! }
  if (%8ball == 102) { msg $chan 10YES! YES! YES! }
  if (%8ball == 103) { msg $chan 10Don't Cry If I Say No ! }
  if (%8ball == 104) { msg $chan 10Sometimes I Wish I Was A Weather
  if (%8ball == 105) { msg $chan 10It Is So ! }
  if (%8ball == 106) { msg $chan 10It Is Not ! }
  if (%8ball == 107) { msg $chan 10Yes Is The Answer ! }
  if (%8ball == 108) { msg $chan 10No, You Are Never To Old For }
  if (%8ball == 109) { msg $chan 10An Affirmative ! }
  if (%8ball == 110) { msg $chan 10Are You Insane ? }
  if (%8ball == 111) { msg $chan 10Totally ! }
  if (%8ball == 112) { msg $chan 10BRB Phone ! }
  if (%8ball == 113) { msg $chan 10Strong Chance Thats a Yes ! }
  if (%8ball == 114) { msg $chan 10Mabey Today ! }
  if (%8ball == 115) { msg $chan 10The Future Looks Bad ! }
  if (%8ball == 116) { msg $chan 10I Don't Believe You Asked }
  if (%8ball == 117) { msg $chan 10Sorry I'm Married ! }
  if (%8ball == 118) { msg $chan 10I Won't Answer Perverted }
  if (%8ball == 119) { msg $chan 10I'm Getting A Sinking Feeling !}
  if (%8ball == 120) { msg $chan 10Positive Confirmation ! }
  if (%8ball == 121) { msg $chan 1010-4 Good Buddy ! }
  if (%8ball == 122) { msg $chan 10The Next Time The Church People Knock At Your Door They Will Answer That ! }
}