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Commands: how stoned is = Will tell u how stoned someone is How stoned am i = Will tell that person how stoned they are How stoned Help = Simple help System ```mirc on *:text:*:#:{ if (How stoned am i* iswm $1-) { stoned $chan $nick } if (How Stoned is* iswm $1-) { Stoned $chan $nick $4 } if (How stoned help* iswm $1-) { msg $chan Commands: How stoned is / How stoned am i } } alias Stoned { if ($1 ischan) && ($2 ison $1) { if (!$3) { msg $1 $2 $+ ? You want to know how Stoned you are? Well lets see...... *looks $2 over* Your so Fucken Stoned $ThisishowStonedYouAre } elseif ($3) && ($3 != $me) { if ($3 ison $1) { msg $1 $2 you have to be kidding me... you cant see how Stoned $3 is???? Shit dude, $3 is So Stoned $howstonedtheyare($3) } else { describe $1 Tokes, "Shit $2 if $3 was here, i think $3 would tell you to stop wasteing $me $+ `s time, and get stoned." says $me as $me takes a bong hit } } else { msg $1 Well $2 im so fucken stoned, that people ask me that question and i tell them "Why dont you go play, hide and go fuck yourself" *Tokes* } } else { echo -a Stoner Script: Error you Fucken Moron, Check $script For a Error involven a channel or a nickname its kinda fucken important!!!!!!! } } alias ThisishowStonedYouAre { var %ThisishowStonedYouare = $rand(1,16) if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 1) { return that you accidently drank the bong water } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 2) { return when you ate the kitty litter you said damn that is crunchy } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 3) { return that you accidently smoked all your moms weed } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 4) { return you went outside to take a piss, and you ended up in ur mothers closet } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 5) { return we went on a drive to white castle, and then we woke up. } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 6) { return god spokith to us "Be ye mortals?" and we say "Na, we are but Stoners" *Bong* } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 7) { return we asked what time it was, you responded 30 minutes later } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 8) { return you walked outside, and found a joint in ur mouth } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 9) { return black people crowd around you thinking you have money } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 10) { return I gave you a 1 dollar bill you handed me a ounce } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 11) { return we went to get pizza and ended up at the gas station } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 12) { return Cant you just give me a bong? } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 13) { return i gave you a dime back and you handed me 10 buds } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 14) { return you started to cough, and the next thing i now, i died } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 15) { return you smoked my weed, i smoked your weed, he smoked his weed,..... who the fuck is he? } if (%ThisishowStonedYouare = 16) { return We watched hits from the bong...... thinking it was getting us high } } alias HowStonedtheyare { if ($1) { var %Howstonedtheyare = $rand(1,9) if (%howstonedtheyare == 1) { return When i called for Weed $1 gave me Weedies } if (%howstonedtheyare == 2) { return People call $1 the One bag bandit, cause if you have a bag, you not going to have one no more. } if (%howstonedtheyare == 3) { return I had to drag $1 away from the bong, $1 was starting to say *Bubble* Toke *Bubble* } if (%howstonedtheyare == 4) { return $1 told me $1 was talkeing to $1 self, in the 3rd person. Till $1 introduced me too $1 } if (%howstonedtheyare == 5) { return $1 cant believe that i drove across the boreder, with over 100 pounds of the best hashish south of the boarder } if (%howstonedtheyare == 6) { return $1 looked at me one morning, and said "God i know your cool and all, but can you wait till after im stoned to visit." } if (%howstonedtheyare == 7) { return That we walked into a field of green, i heard someone show me saying "Get out of my field of Dreams" then the tape jammed } if (%howstonedtheyare == 8) { return People think only $1 is a stoner, when they dont know $1 knows $me Which in that fact is kinda scary } if (%howstonedtheyare == 9) { return $1 called up cheech, and told him to tell chong to deliever the Evil Bong } } } ```