Well add it to ure remotes an then have some fun :)
feel free to add wat you like to it :)

on *:TEXT:*:#: { 
if ($strip($$1) == !help) { Describe $chan 4Bot Functions: 0,4!food !drinks !fun !away }
if ($strip($$1) == !food) { describe $chan 4Food menu: 0,4!chips !pizza !chocolate }
if ($strip($$1) == !drinks) { describe $chan 4drinks menu: 0,4!cola !beer !bourbon }
if ($strip($$1) == !fun) { describe $chan 4Fun menu: 0,4!slinky !yoyo !tv } 
if ($strip($$1) == !away) { describe $chan 4Away menu: 0,4!brb !bbs !bbl !back !g2g }
if ($strip($$1) == !chips) { describe $chan throws a large packet of chips to $nick ...  enjoy ^_^ } 
if ($strip($$1) == !pizza) { describe $chan dials a pizza for $nick make sure you give me some :-) }
if ($strip($$1) == !chocolate) { describe $chan passes $nick a huge block of chocolate.... mmmmmmm Yum :-D } 
if ($strip($$1) == !cola) { describe  $chan gets out a ice cold cola an throw's it to $nick }
if ($strip($$1) == !beer) { describe $chan pours $nick an ice cold frothy beer ^_^ enjoy }
if ($strip($$1) == !bourbon) { describe $chan throws $nick a nice cold bourbon :-) }
if ($strip($$1) == !slinky) { describe $chan passes $nick a slinky Now cure that boredom } 
if ($strip($$1) == !yoyo) { describe $chan finds a yoyo an throws it to $nick ^_^ that should keep you entertained } 
if ($strip($$1) == !tv) { describe $chan places $nick in front of the Tv now if that doesnt keep you happy wat will ? }
if ($strip($$1) == !brb) { describe $chan $nick Will Be Right Back } 
if ($strip($$1) == !bbs) { describe $chan $nick Will Be Back Soon } 
if ($strip($$1) == !bbl) { describe $chan $nick Will Be Back Later }
if ($strip($$1) == !back) { describe $chan $nick Is Now Back Welcome Back $nick ^_^ } 
if ($strip($$1) == !g2g) { describe $chan $nick Has To Go.... GoodBye $nick }
}