heres a fun one I made long ago just a slap with a random item socket. idk maybe someone can take away a diff way to do these rather then using a txt ini or hash file. anyways keep at it..
example:

• ~napa182 slaps Death around a bit with some Brickhouse Soaps
• ~napa182 slaps Sick0 around a bit with some Leco Butter + Margarine
• ~napa182 slaps Death around a bit with some Ecolab Multipurpose Cleaner Kit

menu nicklist {
  - 
  Slap $+([,$$1,]) {
    if ($sock(item2)) sockclose item2
    sockopen item2 www.globalpackagegallery.com 80
    sockmark item2 describe # slaps $1 around a bit with some
  }
  -
}
on *:load:{
  echo 07 -a You Have Just Loaded Napa182's Slap With A Random Item
  echo 04 -a An Irc.EzzyChat.com Production
}
on *:sockopen:item2: {
  sockwrite -nt item2 GET /main.php/random?g2_albumId= HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt item2 Host: $+($sock(item2).addr,$str($crlf,2))
}
on *:sockread:item2: {
  var %item2 | sockread %item2
  if ($regex(%item2,/^Album:(.+?)\50/)) {
    $sock(item2).mark $replace($regml(1),&,&,",")
    sockclose item2
  }
}